All right, so very few Americans are happy today, since this is April 15, the day when our taxes are due to be filed. I don't like to pay them, you don't like to, nobody in this country from sea to shining sea likes to pay them. Generally only the very rich or the very poor routinely get out of paying them, the former group through the employment of clever, crooked, or connected lawyers, accountants, and financial planners and the latter by being broke. I mean really broke, the kind of broke that we middle class folks shy away from when we pass a homeless guy on the street (the Wall Street Journal has been known to refer to those individuals who are too poor to pay taxes as "lucky duckies.") Yes, trying to keep a family of four afloat on $35,000 in NYC a year feels broke, but it's not when compared to true poverty. At any rate, if you're in the vast middle, you don't have access to your personal lobbyist to Congress but you're still hanging on to a sliver of the American dream, so you get hosed (or feel like it anyway.)
And yet, getting hosed is a relative term. For instance, my vast personal fortune is the result of inheriting money from my grandparents. It's not enough to constitute actual wealth and prosperity, but it does mean real savings, which didn't exist before they passed on, and which to me was essentially free money. I didn't work for it, I didn't earn it in any conventional way except by being related to them. That said, their estate was in fact large enough to get intercepted by the federal and NY state governments when they died and the money passed to their heirs. The taxes paid constituted a sizable bite out of the whole, but there was enough left over to provide a cushion in case things really went south. So, yes, it could have been more--would have been more perhaps with some astute estate planning my grandparents never invested in--but it still is better to have it than not to have it. In short, I didn't get hosed, I got lucky. In my view, everyone in this country who has had (or will have) a similar experience, doesn't get hosed, they just get lucky.
Not everyone sees it that way, of course. Andy of the DNC, Fred the Slacktivist and the eXiles give different examples of the crowd that staunchly believe that "no taxes are good taxes" on their websites today. I've heard of and read plans to fund cities states and nations without levying taxes, and some of them are quite ingenious. Some of them may work if tried out on real life. But that's not the world we live in at the moment. We like things like roads, schools, laws enforcement, a social safety net, etc. And if we want to keep them, we need to pay for them. It's that simple.
The ugly truth that the anti-tax folks crowd never acknowledges is that taxes and government are normal for human society. Not mandatory by any means--Somalia, for example, has avoided both for some time now--but normal. Deep down we're herd beasties, no matter how badly we like to think of ourselves as individuals brimming with free will and self-determination. Grouping together under collective organizations makes us feel safer and happier than we would living solitary existences surrounded by hundreds of miles of fallow countryside. That's not to say, of course, that all governments in all times and places are necessarily of the same value to those ruled by them--a 12th century feudal lord exercised a very different type of power over his serfs from that which a 20th century democratic representative exercises over his constituency, for example. Not all government functions are equally valued by those who live under them, either, as a bit of observation over any budgeting process will show in a bout ten minutes. And it's not to say that our current government is well run or even sustainable, but that's the subject of another post. My point is that governments--by which I mean ruling bodies in one form or another--are by and large, things we like. If we didn't, there would be fewer of them and they'd collapse more quickly when they did form.
This ramble has gone on longer than I intended so I'll end here. Except to challenge my fellow libertarians and capitalists out there: if you want to get attention and promote your ideas, demonstrate their worth. And I don't mean pushing lame ideas like piling into New Hampshire to stage a coup from within. I mean coming together to buy up a couple hundred acres of land, and building upon it a town where people would want to live, funded by rents and a few service fees and nothing else. It's been done before, so one imagines that it could be done again. Make it happen, make it work, make it work better for its inhabitants than the competition could, and you'll have everything you need to change the face of civilization itself.
If you can't make it work, however, just pay your taxes and stop complaining.
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